YouTube channels to watch during the quarantine

Well, it sure as hell doesn’t feel like things are “opening up.” At least not where I live, despite what our leaders are insisting upon. Very likely you’re still stuck inside for much of the day at least, so why not check out some free entertainment on YouTube? The kind you can passively watch from your couch or bed, or from your computer chair when you’re procrastinating at work. Because yeah I’m a writer, and there are other far better writers to read here on WordPress, but sometimes you just don’t want to read anymore. I get that.

If you can bear to read a little more, though, then here are some channels I like broken down by style/subject matter:

1) Technology/computer stuff channels

Even though I write a blog that’s mostly about games and that could possibly fall into the tech category if you’re really stretching it, I barely know a damn thing about coding, programming, or any of that. I still find videos on the subject fascinating, though. LGR has made a lot of interesting videos about 90s computer technology and games. I’m also a fan of danooct1, who records the effects of viruses and worms on virtual machines. And if you were curious about what happens when you install one of those fake antivirus programs, check out rogueamp. It’s a dead channel, but there are plenty of videos in the backlog that are worth watching.

Also, it’s not a tech-exclusive channel, and he sure as hell doesn’t need my help, but I like Ashens. One of the funniest channels on the platform, especially when he reviews weird old obscure electronics and game systems.

2) Documentary channels

In some ways I grew up at the same time as the internet did. Anyone who’s around their late 20s to 30s probably feels the same way. And for that reason, we know all the drama and insanity featured online is nothing new. Internet Historian runs a channel dedicated to various bizarre stories that either directly involve “internet culture” or intersect with it. Some of the guys who cover this area also get weirdly political, but Internet Historian doesn’t as far as I can tell, so no worries there if you don’t want to get mixed up in all that shit, and I don’t blame you if you don’t.

I’m also required to bring up Fredrik Knudsen and his excellent Down the Rabbit Hole documentary series. It covers some similar ground as the above, but also gets into more general unusual history like the Austrian wine-poisoning incidents of the 80s and the Mouse Utopia Experiments. Fascinating stuff, and Knudsen presents it in a professional but still entertaining way.

And if you’re looking for someone who can make quarterly reports and profit and loss statements entertaining, check out Company Man’s case studies on corporate rises and declines. I would not have guessed a video about disposable cup companies could be that interesting.

3) Space/astronomy channels

Ever since I was a kid, I wanted to travel into deep space. However, until a full-scale recreation of the universe is made in VR, my travels are restricted to space sim programs like Universe Sandbox and to astronomy YouTube videos channels like SEA and SpaceRip. These feature nice-looking animations of planets, stars, galaxies, and the like with narrative voice-overs, covering subjects such as newly discovered exoplanets, the life cycles of different kinds of stars, and the possible ultimate fates of the universe (that last subject is good if you’re feeling some existential dread and need to put your place in the universe into perspective. Though it might just make your dread worse too. Be careful.)

I like the feeling of knowing I don’t matter on the grand scale anyway. That’s not why I made this my background on Twitter, though. I just like this photo.

If you’d rather relax with a livestream of the International Space Station orbiting Earth, here’s a link to that. I like to play this on my TV sometimes so I feel like I’m part of mission control or something. Yeah, I could never fully get rid of those childhood dreams, even if they just involve me sitting on Earth and watching other people in space.

If you want a livestream of a recording of a lunar orbit, see here. This one isn’t actually live because the Japanese orbiter SELENE (better known as Kaguya, for reasons you’ll get if you know who Princess Kaguya was and how crazy she drove a bunch of guys in folklore) was driven into the Moon’s surface in a planned impact after its mission was done.

If you want to see what it would be like if the ISS were replaced by the Moon, see this video. If giant looming astronomical bodies freak you out, you might not like it.

And finally, if you want to see what it would be like if the ISS were replaced by a Moon-sized disco ball, watch this video collaboration between Yeti Dynamics, the guy linked above, and that Michael guy from the old popular Vsauce channel. It’s also terrifying.

4) Megami Tensei channels

Did you really think I could go more than a few posts without bringing up Megami Tensei? Of course not. There are a few channels that produce a lot of SMT/Persona/other spinoff content. Fither isn’t exclusively about Megaten, but a lot of his stuff has to do with the series, and he has some good analysis videos. I’d also recommend Nyarly for more exclusively Megaten content, including challenge runs of Persona and SMT games that are way too god damn hard for me to even think about trying (like beating Nocturne on hard mode without buffs or debuffs. Pure insanity.) Strain42 is another good Megaten-based channel that covers some of the more obscure games in the canon. Unlike the channels in sections 1 – 3, these ones don’t have nearly enough subscribers. Maybe because they’re so fandom-centric? But that’s what I like about them.

5) Lo-fi hip hop beats to relax/study to

You might have already seen all the jokes or memes or whatever about the girl in the looping gif above studying forever while listening to lo-fi hip hop beats. But this is really a nice stream that you can relax/study to. I recommend it. If the link to this stream happens to be dead when you come across it, just put “lofi hip hop radio” into YouTube’s search bar and you’ll find it, or check the profile of user Chilledcow — he’s doing God’s work.

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These aren’t the only YouTube channels I follow, but if I got into the rest we’d be here for a while. What are your favorite channels to watch during your downtime? Or do you have more productive things to do?

A review of LiEat (PC)

It’s been a long time since I wrote a proper game review. Plenty of commentaries and analyses and complaining about everything I hate about life and the world and all that, but no reviews for several months now. Since I have a tall pile of games to complete that I bought during Steam sales (a digital pile, I guess, not a physical one, but I still imagine them stacked up on my desk like it’s the early 2000s again) now seems like a good time to get back to my roots.

The first game I completed in my massive haul was LiEat, a short RPG series about an unlikely pair: a traveling conman who constantly changes his name and appearance and his companion, a young dragon girl named Efina (or just Efi) who has the ability to see the physical forms of lies and eat them. The version of LiEat I got on Steam is actually a trilogy of three games titled LiEat I, II, and III — each game takes place in different settings and with some differences in cast, but the main characters are always Efina and the conman, who first shows up in LiEat I with the name Leo.

Efina eats a lie.

Efina’s ability is a complete mystery, both to her and to her guardian. Even her birth is a mystery: she just happened to hatch from a giant egg that Leo happened upon while he was walking along the road one day. Since Efina didn’t have anyone to take care of her, she attached herself to Leo and started calling him “Papa” much to his annoyance. But Leo takes her in anyway, both looking after her and making use of her lie-eating ability to solve mysteries and hustle people out of their money.

You defeat a lie by beating its physical form down to 0 HP. If only it were that easy in real life.

Leo and Efi make a good team, despite how weirdly the pair seem to match. Efi is naturally curious about the world — despite looking like a pretty normal human kid and having the ability to reason and talk, she’s only a few months old at the start of LiEat and is excited to learn all she can, both about the world around her and about her unique power. Leo, meanwhile, is a jaded, world-weary guy in his early 20s who only likes “beer, money, and women” and tells Efi to shut up when she’s getting on his nerves. Not a natural father figure, but Efi seems to cheerfully accept Leo’s attitude.

It’s no use lying to Efi, but Leo does it anyway.

Throughout LiEat, Leo (later changing his name to Hal and Sid, none of them his real name) and Efi move from setting to setting, meeting new characters and getting mixed up in some kind of supernatural trouble that they’re forced to solve. Inevitably the police also get involved, headed up by a captain and vice-captain who know Leo and are a little wary of him for some reason. This might be because they know he’s a conman, but there’s a lot more to it than that. As the story progresses through I and II, we get hints of Leo’s past and learn his true name (Theobald Leonhart aka Theo — isn’t Leonhart Squall’s last name from FF8? Maybe a reference there?) It’s only in LiEat III that the game lets on about Theo’s broken childhood and about the burden he carries, one that only Efi can help him resolve.

There’s some deep backstory here

LiEat is a very small series of games. Each one takes just about an hour to complete. In fact, while each game has its own set of endings and doesn’t carry levels, equipment, or items over, I see these less as separate games and more as three chapters of the same game. They all have a pretty similar look and feel — all created with WolfRPG, a popular RPG creation template, but with a lot of custom sprites, character portraits, background music, and event CGs. The developer Miwashiba clearly took the time to make LiEat much more than the standard boring templaty1 RPG. The combat is very simple and no challenge at all, just standard turn-based stuff, but I think part of the appeal of LiEat is in that style that Miwashiba adds.

Not a woman you want to get involved with

Despite its short length, LiEat isn’t exactly lightweight either. The story goes to a few unexpectedly dark places. Nothing too gory or horrific, though the third part does have a little bit of the psychological horror element. No, the darkness here is more emotional. The normal ending to the last game, the first one I got, was pretty heartbreaking. I immediately had to figure out how to get the good ending, which the LiEat finale thankfully has — it’s absolutely not a given when it comes to these WolfRPG/RPGMaker games that there will be a good ending at all. And I’ve got to say that I was satisfied. The good ending wasn’t pulled out of the game’s ass just for the sake of ending on a pleasant note; it’s entirely believable and earned.

I was also satisfied with LiEat as a whole. It only cost something like $1.20 when I bought it on sale, but even at its sticker price of three dollars I’d say it’s worth going for, especially if you already know you’re into this RPGMaker-style RPG/adventure genre. It might give you some warm feelings, especially in the sort of parent-child thing that develops between Theo and Efi. And it’s me saying this, and I’m a bitter, emotionally closed-off asshole, so it should say a lot that LiEat worked for me on that level.

A scene from the third part of LiEat. I feel personally attacked.

So that’s a recommendation from me. Especially if you come across it during a sale, because even as of this writing, it costs less than a cup of coffee. But only if that coffee is from Starbucks, which you can’t visit at the moment because they’re probably all closed now because of the coronavirus. At least the one near me is. So instead of buying that overpriced, overburnt mud water2, why not buy a game like LiEat instead to pass a few hours during the international quarantine?

Since I’m not going anywhere either, I’ll continue to just dig through that backlog over the next weeks/months. Until next time, if you come across a giant egg while you’re walking along the road and discover a dragon hatching from it, I guess do the right thing and adopt it on the spot. It worked for Theo in the end, and in the best-case scenario you’ll end up in a Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid kind of situation, and who wouldn’t want that? Shit, maybe I really am just a weirdo. 𒀭

 

1 I know this isn’t a word, but it should be. Haven’t you seen a lot of games that just look like they were thrown together with a game creation tool using basic default assets? I don’t know of any better term to use to describe that sort of game. Not that they’re all bad, but there’s something to be said for setting yourself apart with a distinctive style, which is something LiEat does admirably well.

2 Their regular coffee tastes like ass. I still stand by that assessment. If you really need some gas in the tank, though, the cold brew is worth paying for. There, that’s your bonus coffee review.