A while back, I addressed some questions visitors typed into Google that brought them to this site. I also tried to address some of the stranger search terms I found in my blog stats. I enjoy thinking about this kind of thing, and as I have previously said, my website is a public service. So get educated and read the following:
1) true demon run matador battle nocturne
As I’ve said way too many times on this site, Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne is one of my favorite games of all time. However, it also throws the player into the deep end of the pool, and then into the even deeper end, and then into an end even deeper than that. The Matador battle is the first instance at which you will realize that Nocturne is not fucking around.
Matador’s here, time to get the buffs
The key to beating Matador is having the right demons with the right skills. Matador will beat the hell out of your party if any of your demons are weak to his force skills (the elemental equivalent of wind.) Unfortunately, by the time you reach Matador you’ll probably just be around level 14 or so, and your demon recruitment/fusion choices will be fairly limited. The best party at this point, realistically, should include Uzume (immune to force and has Media, an all-heal spell) and should not include any demon that’s weak to force. You’ll need to be level 18 to fuse her, so if you’re not, get to grinding.
Matador will also buff his speed and accuracy to a point where he’ll be getting guaranteed hits and will be near impossible to hit himself – the best way to deal with this aspect of the fight is to get the Fog Breath skill on Demifiend from the magatama Wadatsumi. Pounding Matador with Fog Breath will slow him down and make the battle manageable.
Nocturne is all about thinking tactically. Brute force is typically not the answer to beating a boss in this game. Matador is just the game’s way of expressing this point to players who haven’t yet gotten it.
2) nasa space diapers photo
Everyone who knows anything about astronauts knows that all astronauts wear diapers. When you’re locked inside a giant airtight suit in the unimaginably vast near-vacuum of space performing repairs to a billion dollar orbiting space telescope, you can’t just go to a port-a-potty, so you have to wear diapers. What few people know is that it was the development of space diapers for adults that led to advances in earth diapers for babies.
Here’s a pair of real astronaut diapers:
3) do you have sex in persona 3 portable
Persona 3 Portable is a game made for the PSP. So if you’re asking whether there are sex scenes in the game, that should answer your question. That said, P3P does feature the possibility of a relationship between a girl in high school and a boy in elementary school, so there’s that.
You know that if male protagonist in P3 tried dating the depressed little girl in the park social link, which would be fucking weird and creepy at best, the police would be cooling his ass off in a jail cell for the entirety of the game. Talk about some double standards.
4) is nescafe bad for you
I’m assuming that this searcher was inquiring about the instant coffee powder that Nescafe makes and that inhabits every cupboard in the non-Western world. From what I can tell, Nescafe is not bad for you unless you consume so much of it that you die from a caffeine overdose. Any other use of Nescafe should be fine, including sprinkling it on top of ice cream or dumping it in gin and taking shots.*
*I AM NOT A DOCTOR AND THIS IS NOT MEDICAL ADVICE. PLEASE DON’T DO THIS.
5) freedom planet lilac hentai manga
freedom planet hentai
It’s depressing to me that my readership is apparently composed of furries who are looking for porn.
For the uninformed, Freedom Planet is a really good Sonic the Hedgehog/Mega Man X homage platformer. I reviewed it here. Also for the uninformed, this is Lilac, the main character of Freedom Planet:
If you really want to see porn based on this character, Rule 34 dictates that are plenty of places to find it. But I’m not fucking helping you with that.
6) public domain best & rare world famous wallpaper download
It’s funny to me that someone was looking for a public domain image that is both “rare” and “world famous” at the same time. Seems like an oxymoron – if it’s so rare, would it be world famous? It’s even funnier that this search brought the anonymous seeker to my degenerate furry hentai video game website.
Anyway, I’m here for the people, so this is the first result for public domain best & rare world famous wallpaper download on Google Image Search:
Pretty nice. I wish I were there. Of course, this isn’t my wallpaper. My wallpaper is naturally of my waifu.
Oh Horo why can’t you be real ;_;
7) welcome to the nhk too real
… yeah. Yeah.
Though if I’m anyone from Welcome to the NHK!, I’m not suffering shut-in Satou, but rather shameless nerd Yamazaki.
I’ve been told that I have had drunken nerd freakouts similar to this one that I don’t remember.
I hope this exploration into the darkness of the human psyche was useful to you. I have exams, so I’m going to be off for a few weeks, but I’ll be back if my Securities Regulation exam doesn’t cause me to have a heart attack and die in class, Electronic Bluebook running in front of my lifeless body with a half-finished answer to one question out of five. Wish me luck.