Games for broke people, government shutdown edition part 2 (TAKANARIA, What Never Was)

It continues.  Seemingly without end.  Will the federal government ever open again?  Will it replace all its furloughed employees and disgruntled unpaid TSA agents with androids that don’t need to eat or sleep or get paid? Will we finally see a real-life Aigis or 2B or Reverie from Planetarian? Or will they be waking nightmares like Sophia?

If you find yourself in a predicament because of this idiotic bullshit, consider playing a couple of relaxing free games from the Steam store.  As is the tradition now, the two games reviewed in this post have at least one thing in common: they’re both exploration games.  Just what you need to unwind, aside from some kind of chemical substance (or maybe that’s just me.)


TAKANARIA I love CAFÉ, it's my favorite place.

Yeah, the title is written in all caps.  No, I don’t know why.  TAKANARIA is a 2D pure exploration game starring the player character and her friend, both anime-style animal-girls of some type, trekking across an abandoned island town.  The character art is cute and the graphics are nice.  I don’t know if Crownbird, the creator of this game, put together this island with pre-existing assets or whether they were made from scratch, but either way respect to the artist for this quality.  The game also features weird totem-looking creatures that you can discover.  They don’t attack you or anything.  In fact, there’s no gameplay here as we’d usually understand it, and the whole experience lasts about 20 minutes as your two characters discuss what they see on their tour.  But again, the point here seems to be simple relaxation and exploration.

TAKANARIA feels more like a very early demo or proof of concept than anything like a full game, but maybe its maker plans on building upon this base with something more developed.  And the game provides dialogue in English, Chinese, and Japanese!  Rare enough for a game to give you dialogue in three languages at once.  The English isn’t great – I assume it’s not Crownbird’s mother tongue.  But it’s not a hindrance.  This is a nice way to spend a short lunch break at your shitty office job, assuming the boss isn’t monitoring your every move (he is, by the way, in case you didn’t know.)

What Never Was

What Never Was I went running around the world for this?

I initially noticed this game because the title reminded me of the Led Zeppelin song What Is and What Should Never Be, which I like, but this game has nothing to do with that song. It’s a 3D exploration game that takes place entirely in the attic of the main character’s recently deceased grandfather, who was a stereotypical late 19th/ early 20th century British explorer. Main character Sarah, a college student, is tasked with sorting through Grandpa’s stuff. Sarah and her grandfather were apparently close, so much so that he has left a mysterious message for her on a tape recorder. The entire game takes maybe around half an hour to play and contains one puzzle that might give the player a little pause.

What Never Was seems pretty well done in a technical sense, with nice graphics and pretty decent voice acting. Once again, this feels more like the prologue of a complete game, a very short demo or a proof of concept than anything else, but it’s free, so you can’t expect much more. Not generally, anyway. If creator Acke Hallgren follows up What Never Was with a full-scale project, I’ll definitely be checking it out.

6 thoughts on “Games for broke people, government shutdown edition part 2 (TAKANARIA, What Never Was)

  1. Love the art in Takan… sorry, TAKANARIA. Crownbird has been taking lessons from the Square Enix School of Game Titles on Steam, it seems. Although there aren’t enough ®s, ™s and subtitles in there for that.

    “AK is now playing TAKANARIA® – Presented by CROWNBIRD™”

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