In Hell’s new industrial district, there stood an oddity that nobody could explain. The city’s engineers intended to build a highway connection to the nearby city of Ashland, but to do so, they had to build strips of the highway sideways over hilly terrain, because for some reason they couldn’t build the highway straight in that section. Everybody thought the city planners had lost their minds. However, drivers found that these seemingly disconnected pieces of highway actually did connect – drivers who took the road reported that the highway looked entirely normal while driving on it, but that once they had turned off of the highway onto a city street, as if by magic, the highway changed back into a disconnected mess of concrete.
The space warping Twilight Zone highway connection isn’t enough to keep Hell’s industry going, unfortunately. In order to ship more goods out of Hell to neighboring cities, engineers have planned a railroad line running through the city’s old downtown industrial center. Railroad tracks require rail depots to be effective. Once placed, they spawn trains that run around the track. Even though only a few hundred people are actually riding the damn thing every day, the rail connections do have a positive effect on industrial demand.
As noted earlier on, it’s a pain in the ass to build a railroad through an established city. It involves a lot of bulldozing. Since this part of downtown Hell is a smog-filled dump anyway, though, demolishing some of it to make way for a rail line isn’t really a big deal.
As much as trains are a pain to build in SimCity 2000, without them, the game wouldn’t be the same. Something I didn’t realize when I played SimCity 2000 as a kid was that the game’s isometric look was inspired by A-Train, a Japanese railroad-building simulation brought to the US by Maxis the previous year.
The original title of A-Train in its home country was Take the A-Train III (which must be a reference to Duke Ellington’s classic “Take the A-Train”) and it’s just one in a long series of rail simulation games that seem to have mainly stayed in Japan. I never played this game, but I’ve heard that it has a much steeper learning curve than SimCity 2000, which might be why it didn’t catch on here. In any case, rail lines in SimCity are expensive to place but simple otherwise – just build them and let the trains run (hopefully on time.)
Speaking of industrial demand – it’s changed a lot since the last century. Initially, your city’s industrial sector will focus on areas like steel/mining and textiles, but as it grows and becomes more sophisticated, the city expands into electronics and other, less polluting areas. You can modify the tax rates applied to each area – so, for example, if you want to discourage heavy pollution, raise taxes on steel/mining and other polluting industries. It’s honestly not necessary to go that in-depth, though.
Even if you’re not going to mess around with industrial tax rates, it’s a good idea to check on demand for each sector now and then. Because an industry like electronics, currently in demand, requires a well-educated population to supply labor to. And as you can see, Hell does not have a well-educated population. If EQ is roughly equivalent to IQ, and I think it’s supposed to be, the average Hell citizen is pretty close to being an idiot. You can easily raise your city’s EQ by building a lot of schools, a strong system of libraries, and a college.
In fact, in an unprecedented step, the mayor has suddenly decided to actually give a shit about education in his city. After building a few more daytime student-detainment centers to relieve pressure on the city’s overcrowded public school system, the mayor finally announces the chartering of a university, which he hopes will supply the city’s new high-tech field with bright young minds (and bring more money into the city’s coffers.)
Where to place this college, though? In the great tradition of American universities, Hell’s new college should be built in a neighborhood with high crime.
The areas with the highest crime rates in Hell are the industrial zones, and those aren’t really suitable for a college. So instead, let’s drop it right downtown, next to the downtown rail line.
Yeah, that looks about right. Hopefully the freshmen won’t get drunk and wander onto the train tracks.
Hopefully the college has its own library, though, because the city library system is bullshit. Only 1,200 books? Even little towns in the middle of nowhere have bigger libraries than that.
By the way, that “Ruminate” button brings up an excerpt of some rambling from Neil Gaiman about cities. It’s nice enough, but I probably didn’t totally understand its meaning when I first started playing this game at seven years old.
Life in Hell continues pretty uneventfully as the city slowly expands to the northern and northwestern edges of the map. However, this growth comes with a price: brownouts. Even though the city’s coal plants aren’t running quite at capacity yet, they’re straining to supply the outskirts of the city with electricity, because in SimCity power is slowly lost as it travels along power lines. A few new dams can fix this problem, but a more powerful power plant may be in order soon.
And in 2035, the fourth big population landmark arrives – 60,000 citizens! At this point, the military asks whether you’d like to let them claim some land in your city to build a base upon.
For some reason they ask your permission in a weirdly capitalized way.
So, to grant land to the military or not? There are different pros and cons to allowing a military base on your soil that depend upon whether the military decides to set up an army, naval, air force or missile base. The outcome depends partly upon your city’s terrain, though the air force base seems to be the most commonly chosen. Most of the bases (except for the missile silos) give you access to military units that can fight both fires and rioters in the course of emergencies. The same bases (again, except for the missile silos) help boost the local economy. However, military bases also increase crime and pollution, and the land that the military takes in your city can’t be built upon. It’s not really that much land – just something like 10×8 tiles – but still something equivalent to two city blocks that could be used instead to increase your city’s population.
The decision to accept or reject the offer is up to the mayor. When the military representatives meet the mayor at his mansion to explain the deal to him, he decides to take it, enticed by the possibility of getting to direct military units in the event of a riot.
Even though there’s plenty of empty land to the south of the city, the military decides not to build, much to the mayor’s disappointment. He wanted the chance to drive a tank around.
In any case, there’s no penalty for refusing the military’s request, so don’t sweat this decision too much.
Even though the city government has been trying to improve public education, its efforts may take a while to come into effect. Because the train drivers employed by the city seem to be real dumbasses. These two trains managed to run into each other, and although they don’t seem to be damaged, they aren’t moving either.
There’s only one thing to do – destroy the tracks and the trains along with them and the rebuild the tracks.
For some reason, destroying each track only gets rid of a single car. Both trains can be erased from existence in this way, but…
Rebuilding the tracks also regenerates the trains that were sitting on them. There’s no question about it – this neighborhood of Hell definitely exists in the Twilight Zone.